Qisawesome!!!

this blog is dedicated to all things awesome.
sad santa.

sad santa.

alinear:

Anora 80s Synth Queen

alinear:

Anora 80s Synth Queen

If Anora gets out of hand… I know who to call.

If Anora gets out of hand… I know who to call.


An oldie but a goodie.

This totally made my day. I freaking loved Saved by the Bell. What a great sport he is to dress up like the one character that probably ruined his opportunity for a real career. Hope whatever new show he’s one does well.

the google logo done in the ‘tetris’ font. 
adorable!

the google logo done in the ‘tetris’ font. 

adorable!

remember gauchos? i don’t think you even get a tax write off for donating these to charity they’re so terrible.

remember gauchos? i don’t think you even get a tax write off for donating these to charity they’re so terrible.

alinear:

Infographics:
I’d feel so much more relaxed in life if the evening news used 8-bit videogame style infographics.

alinear:

Infographics:

I’d feel so much more relaxed in life if the evening news used 8-bit videogame style infographics.
now who’s going to buy this for me?
thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Gadget of the Day: Bomo Baby Carriage, the world’s first robotic baby carriage, is certainly the harbinger of doom we were warned time and again not to invent.
Built ostensibly as a Roomba-style autonomous baby chauffeur, the Bomo comes with several added features that will no doubt backfire soon enough. For instance, when it’s nap time for little Johnny, the Bomo will rock him to sleep with delta-wave inducing vibrations — the same vibrations it will later use to lull you into a sense of false security right before it rips out your still-beating heart with its clandestine adamantium claws. (Why would you install adamantium claws on a baby carriage? Why??)
Think flicking the manual switch will help protect you from the coming automaton apocalypse? Think again: The Bomo is programmed to keep a watchful eye for “obstacles” even when it is presumably being steered by your infant.
Indeed, we were warned; but our desire to leave our children in the care of machines got the best of us.
Our fate has been sealed. Let the countdown begin.
[via.]

now who’s going to buy this for me?

thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Gadget of the Day: Bomo Baby Carriage, the world’s first robotic baby carriage, is certainly the harbinger of doom we were warned time and again not to invent.

Built ostensibly as a Roomba-style autonomous baby chauffeur, the Bomo comes with several added features that will no doubt backfire soon enough. For instance, when it’s nap time for little Johnny, the Bomo will rock him to sleep with delta-wave inducing vibrations — the same vibrations it will later use to lull you into a sense of false security right before it rips out your still-beating heart with its clandestine adamantium claws. (Why would you install adamantium claws on a baby carriage? Why??)

Think flicking the manual switch will help protect you from the coming automaton apocalypse? Think again: The Bomo is programmed to keep a watchful eye for “obstacles” even when it is presumably being steered by your infant.

Indeed, we were warned; but our desire to leave our children in the care of machines got the best of us.

Our fate has been sealed. Let the countdown begin.

[via.]

muffin top

muffin top

Further proof that the high-waisted look is making a comeback.
oh, and pink leopard print too :)

Further proof that the high-waisted look is making a comeback.

oh, and pink leopard print too :)

overalls man…as hip as DnD

overalls man…as hip as DnD

Please photoshop. I will post one shortly.

Please photoshop. I will post one shortly.

2nd Best Episode of Man vs Wild EVEH!

(All-time best is when Bear gets nekkid in order to keep both himself and his female audience alive)